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Dear Sharon,
I really like your latest album.Will you write more Cantonese songs in the future so as to get into the local mainstream market?
Ok i have a problem and i hope you may solve it for me.I want to learn an instrument either guitar or drums.But i really can't decide.I mean, i'm totally amazed by those guitarists who play tabbing and i also want to play like those drummers who can kick their double bass drums insanely fast.The point is that my flat isn't big enough to place the drums in.Do you think it's a good reason for quit learning drums?I know i can buy a guitar and practice at home and it seems perfect but i know the chords are broken easily.You know you can't vent like blasting the drums like a mad man if you play guitar.So what do you think?
All hail the sharon
(and iron maiden, my other fav)
EricDear Eric,
Thank you for your mail, well it seems to me you have a choice either you can move to a bigger flat(ha ha) or I would sugest that you play the guitar at home. It is a very social insrumement; you can take it on holiday, play with your mates, impress the girls and help you to express your musical talents. As for the drums there are plenty of studios that you can use to bash the drums. (In Mongkok there are some cheaper ones that should be affordable) but what ever you do, if you have an urge to play an instrument then follow it. Hong Kong needs more creative people like you.
All the best Eric
Love Sharon xx
Dear Sharon,
I just put this HOT band on my Internet radio station and now I am sweating so much I can't stop! My body temperature has risen to over 200 degrees and there is smoke coming out of my ears! I think it might be the HOT HOT HOT music this band plays.. It also might be their pics. Maybe I am just terminally horny and hot under the collar! lol Either way, I need help and HELP right away! Oh, the band is called Sisters of Sharon and I can't get them out of my mind.. WHAT SHOULD I DO???
Desperate in VirginiaDear Desperate in Virginia,
Maybe you should take a cold shower followed by a hot shower followed by a strong coffee, a massage, a sniff of smelling salts and maybe you will pull through. Otherwise don't worry because you're not alone out there and I am in the process of setting up 'Sisters of Sharon Anonymous'
Love Sharon xx
Dear Sharon,
I am the bass player in a band called KIDZX. We are based in the U.S.A. The problem I am having is that I love to tour, however with the States being so large there is so much travel time involved, time that I would rather be on the computer staring at pix of Sisters of Sharon.
Could you please give me some advice on what I should do? Should I quit the band and devote all my waking hours to the worship of S.O.S? Or, should I tell my agent to book 500-600 dates in Hong Kong so I don't have to spend so much time on a bus? Or, should I just get over it? Perhaps you could help me arrange a schedule that would give me a better grasp on my time. Thank you very much for the advice.
RickDear Rick,
I have heard of your band. My sisters have told me about you. What you perceive as a 'problem' is merely psychic guidance showing you that I, Sharon, am the one you should in fact be worshipping. I have lots of good points, no bad points and I wonder if you are tremendously wealthy? (as I don't leave home without a Black Amex card.) I await your reply!
Love Sharon xx
Dear Sharon,
My job is boring. All I do is answer the phone. How can I get another job?
love Penny in Mongkok.Dear Penny,
If you really feel you need a new job, I'm afraid you're going to have to try using the phone the other way round. You can either wait for someone to tell you about another job or pick one from the newspaper. I usually find it's best to choose a couple I don't want and call them first to have a bit of a practice. Personally I don't see what you're complaining about. Sounds to me like you already have the perfect job! How can you be bored? Just think of all the things you could be doing between calls! You've got time to read all the important fashion magazines AND try out all the make-up tips! Have you tried filing and painting your nails? (Probably best to do one hand at a time in your case - nail varnish is a nightmare to get out of your hair!) If that's not enough, you could get one of those exercise machines they advertise on telly and tone up flabby bits you may have! Maybe a change of attitude is all you need - don't look at it as work, look at it as looking your best and being paid for it with the minor inconvenience of having to answer the phone now & then.
Love Sharon xx
Dear Sharon,
I think I may have a problem. I seem to spend most of my waking hours on the computer. I check my email at least 7 or 8 times a day. I only have friends and a dog to force myself off my computer. I have dreams of fondling my scanner and I'm beginning to realise that me and my modem are inseperable. Do you think I have a problem? What can I do about it?
Love CyberGwenDear CyberGwen,
Maybe you have a problem... But you are lucky it is still in its early stages. When you need prescription glasses and you've got a neon tan and all your muscles have gone limp from lack of exercise, that's when you've got a true problem. You seem to be doing the right thing by having a dog and friends, perhaps now is the time to try a new hobby such as window shopping or a new sport; I hear croquet is all the rage now! Remember CyberGwen, get out into the real world more often!
Come to see my sisters!
Love Sharon xx
Dear Sharon,
I won a lot of money last year and made lots of friends. Now ten months later, I've spent it all and my friends seem to have disappeared! What should I do?
Love Chan Sui-ManDear Chan Sui-Man,
Your problem is not what you should do - it's what you should have done. What should you have done? You should have written to me before you spent all your money - sorry too late.
Love Sharon xx
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If you prefer to use snail mail, 
please send your problems to :
Dear Sharon,
GPO Box 7724,
HONG KONG.
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