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Subject : Spooky
DATE : 20 February 2001
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comSomeone with a female voice called me and told me to watch my back - I hope that wasn't Nicole! George Michael has invited me to holiday with him in the Caribbean. Ha! That will give the paparazzi something to talk about.
love Sharon xx
Subject : I'm being bugged!
DATE : 18 January 2001
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comI never knew the paparazzi could be so annoying! I was caught sitting on Tom Cruise's lap (we were just chatting!) and now I'm just going to have to leave Europe for awhile. I'll write soon.
love Sharon xx
Subject : I miss you all
DATE : 30 December 2000
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comGirls, I'm so exhausted with Madge & Guy's do, I've decided to stay in London for New Years. Believe me, it has nothing to do with this cute record producer that I've met. Did you get the champers & the personal delivery boys that I sent? (They all used to work for the Chippendales!)
love Sharon xx
Subject : FANTASTIC NEWS
DATE : 14 November 2000
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comOh I received a very large sum of money from YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO as long as I don't do the Playboy thing. I'm set for life! Now I can turn down David Hasselhoff's offer to appear on Baywatch Hawaii.
love Sharon xx
Subject : Should I do this?
DATE : 1 October 2000
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comPlayboy have offered me one million US dollars to pose! What do you think?
love Sharon xx
Subject : I've been hired!
DATE : 12 September 2000
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comMadonna & Guy have asked me to do their wedding! This is brilliant! There's bound to be loads of gorgeous rich men at the wedding! I can't wait!
love Sharon xx
Subject : My former agent is a $#@***@*
DATE : 20 August 2000
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comAntonio (Banderas) advised me not to go to the audition for the James Bond movie. He said it would ruin my career. I met his wife too, Melanie something and she has these really big lips - I guess they must be good for something! They had seen my photos in Hello magazine (I was interviewed about the Prince William scandal).
love Sharon xx
Subject : My former agent
DATE : 8 August 2000
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comYou know that agent that I got rid of? Well he's rung me up and said that the producers of the next James Bond movie would like me to audition as one of the Bond Girls! I'm so excited! I'll have to go to Paris and shop for the right dress! This could make or break me girls!
love Sharon xx
Subject : I could never be a princess!
DATE : 17 July 2000
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comYou know what, royalty isn't all that exciting! William & I had to sneak around to avoid all the press. I mean I actually wouldn't have minded but Prince Charles kept referring to me as 'that hairdresser' which wasn't very nice. Oh his nose looks bigger in real life by the way. The Queen was brilliant though - she's got tons of funny stories.
love Sharon xx
Subject : You wont believe whom I've met!!!!!
DATE : 1 June 2000
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comPrince William has asked me out on a date!!!!! Oh what should I wear?? And should I tell Britney??
love Sharon xx
Subject : Love or Work?
DATE : 13 January 2000
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comI've met this really great guy called Guy - he's a movie producer. I really fancied him but it turns out he's dating my friend Madonna! Can you believe it? We are so in with each other. I was going to be in his movie but guess who he wants now?
love Sharon xx
Subject : What a load of $%&*#@@%&*$*!
DATE : 2 January 2000
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comLook! My laptop is still working! Well, I hope I didn't panic you girls too much with my phone call on New Years Eve. I have to say though that Michael's bunker has EVERYTHING you'd ever need. Oh, I've got to run!
love Sharon xx
Subject : Merry Christmas!
DATE : 25 December 1999
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comI don't believe in all this Y2K nonsense but since Michael Jackson showed me his underground bunker, I'm having second thoughts. Look after yourselves my wonderful Sisters! I'm going to go and kiss that 'married' actor I told you about as it may be my last chance.
love Sharon xx
Subject : My picture was in People Magazine!
DATE : 9 October 1999
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comYIPPEE!
love Sharon xx
Subject : I've met this WONDERFUL guy!
DATE : 25 August 1999
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comI went to Madonna's birthday party last week and met this really sweet, young guy - he's in some boy band. I can never remember which one..... Sorry this is so short, but I've got to go and get dolled up for another party!
love Sharon xx
Subject : I've met this WONDERFUL guy!
DATE : 17 June 1999
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comI bumped into Madonna last week - she's still into drawing pictures on her hand - and she introduced me to Ricky Martin who introduced me to his session drummer who IS THE SEXIST THING ON THIS EARTH. I think this is the real thing but I need to check his bank account first.
Will write soon.
love Sharon xx
Subject : I'm going to miss the gig!
DATE : 1 May 1999
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comI can't get on any flights to Hong Kong.
All the first class seats are taken. You'll have to play this gig without me.Missing you all. Would rather be there with you than frolicking in the sea with Carlos.
love Sharon xx
P.S. Did you see my picture in the National Enquirer?
Subject : Sun and fun.
DATE : 20 March 1999
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comWow! Why didn't I come here before?!?!?
I've got a fabulous tan and Scott (my latest boyfriend)
owns a lovely 50ft yacht. We're sailing to Indonesia next week. Can't wait.love Sharon xx
P.S.Tell Aunty Tracy to behave herself and not to annoy my fans.
Subject : I'm going to Australia......
DATE : 28 January 1999
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comThat Keanu thing wasn't quite what I expected.
I've had enough of actors. Also my agent just
wanted to sleep with me. I've had enough of agents too!Gonna hit Bondi Beach, Sydney for some well
deserved rest.... Say hi to Aunty Tracy for me.love Sharon xx
Subject : I'm sorry but......
DATE : 10 January 1999
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comI know you were all expecting me to come
back home but when Keanu Reeves asked me
to help his band out - how could I refuse?love Sharon xx
P.S. Did you get the champers that I ordered over the Internet?
Subject : It's almost Christmas!
DATE : 18 December 1998
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comI'm going Christmas shopping tomorrow.
Harrods is my first stop then I'm off to New York before jetting in on Christmas Eve to spend Christmas with you!
I know just what to get all of you for Christmas and remember,
I like Versace, Estee Lauder, Lamborghinis and diamonds.love Sharon xx
P.S. Barbados was brilliant! And I got myself an
agent in Hollywood! Tell you all when I get back.
Subject : I've made a decision
DATE : 27 June 1998
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comDecided to let Auntie Tracy manage the salon till I get back!
Got sunburnt after spending 3 days on a beach with Ken the lifeguard whose teaching me to swim. Having too much fun - got to go - bye now!
love Sharon xx
Subject : Hey Sisters!
DATE : 13 June 1998
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comI've been seeing a lawyer lately (he's handsome too!) because I've been thinking about selling my hairdressing salon...
I've met these wonderful English girls and went to watch one of them have liposuction last week. Yuck!
Anyways, have to answer some problems now. I'll be in touch.
love Sharon xx
Subject : My dear darling Sisters
DATE : 3 May 1998
TO : sisters@sistersofsharon.com.hk
FROM : toshazza@hkstar.comAnyway as they say, all good things must come to an end & I found myself running out of money in Las Vegas. I was worried that I would have to gamble with my last US$100....
Fortunately, I met this lovely man from Texas (with a platinum Amex card) that night & he very kindly offered to help me get home. He did seem a bit surprised by my excess baggage bill, but by that time I'd got him wound round my little finger & when I started crying he was putty in my hands.
I'll write soon.love Sharon xx
